Since someone somewhere got the mistaken idea that I have a two-legged bundle of joy at home, I’ve been receiving offers for baby products.

The latest is a pair of coupons for Gerber food products.

If you’re the first person in the U.S. to e-mail your name and mailing address to me at dana.massing@timesnews.com, I’ll mail you the coupons. I only have one set of coupons to give away.

One coupon is for 55 cents off any two Gerber Infant Cereals. The other is for $1 off any four 2-packs of Gerber 1st Foods purees. Both coupons expire on Oct. 1.