Guys…you can probably scroll right on by this post…but ladies, you’ll enjoy it.
Remember when Victoria Secret tried to get cute and sex-up sports bras? I wrote about it back in 2012.
Sex Glam Sleeze Sparkle Into Running?
It was only a matter of time before Victoria Secret decided to sex up the sport of running with some $60 sports bras…with matching capris…with sparkles. Of course. Can you HEAR my eyes rolling? How do you think these super-special supermodel bras hold up to gallons of sweat and 9,000 washings?
Well, the latest news, which comes as no big surprise to any actual athlete, is that the sexy sports bras are not selling.
My favorite Jezebel writer, Erin Ryan, hilariously summed up the whole fiasco in Nobody Wants to Buy Victoria Secret’s Dumb “Sexy” Sports Bras. (Warning: Lots of swear words, so if you’re easily offended, you might not think she’s funny).
Then, I came across this sports bra parody that made me giggle. While I’m not, ahem, well endowed enough two need super-supportive, boob-smashing bras, I have doubled up when my bras are nearing the end of their life (and losing elasticity).
Enjoy, my sisters