OK. OK.

LeBron James showed for his appreciation day in his hometown of Akron, Ohio, on Saturday – late. Spoke for no more than 30 seconds and bounced.

Don’t know what to make of it.

We’ve all tried to interpret the guy’s every move since the Boston Celtics eliminated the Cleveland Cavaliers in stunning fashion in the Eastern Conference semifinals this season.

So I’m not going to determine anything based on a short speech.

Wait a minute. Who am I kidding? Here’s what I got out that.

1. He loves Akron. Duh.

2. He didn’t mention Cleveland so he’s keeping the Cavaliers starving to know what’s on his mind.

3. He hasn’t got his hair cut. ‘Bron needs a shape up for real.

4. Gray doesn’t work for him so any team that has gray or silver as one of their primary colors like the San Antonio Spurs or New Jersey Nets, forget about signing James. He has too good of fashion sense to wear gray.

Maybe that will spur Jay-Z to change New Jersey’s team colors.

5. James wasn’t wincing so maybe his elbow has healed.

Just my thoughts, ya’ll. Just my thoughts.