Forget your pride, and stride
While I try very hard never to make fun of other people, I will absolutely point and openly laugh if I ever see anyone using one of these on the ol’ multipurpose trail at the peninsula.
Not sure why anyone would buy these badges, but there’s some pretty funny ones available.
Where J.C. would shop
I”m certain this is where Jesus would shop for shoes.
Drink your wings
…with a bottle of Buffalo Wing soda, or maybe some Bacon-flavored soda or PBJ? None of those appeal to your tastebuds, don’t worry, there’s more. Hey did you happen to read that story that 42% of Americans may be obese by 2030? Hmm…. (I’m preaching to the choir here, I know). We can’t be far off from the Wall-E humans, eh?
We’re just a couple of misfits
I mean this in the most positive way possible – maybe we run because we’re sports misfits. We’ve joined the gang of other misfits who are too short, too thin, too fat, too ill-equipped to pass the gatekeepers of other sports. You can tell people, “I’m a runner” in a way you could never say, “I’m a hockey goalie.”
I could’ve told you this after having given birth twice without drugs. Seriously, what is all the screaming about ladies??? I’m fairly certain it would’ve been a different story for me had I not been running for a decade.
T-shirt of the Week
Saw this at the Cleveland Marathon expo. Too funny! Available here for $23.